As Reporter, SNH are carrying out a national consultation. SNH are also the Ministers' statutory advisor on natural heritage matters. The five key themes of the present consultation are:
NEMT are preparing a full response to the consultation paper. A summary follows and the full copy is being sent to all members with this newsletter. It is also available from the General Secretary.
Donald Thomas, 18th March 2001
Yogi. That's a pretty stupid name, isn't it? I mean, it's something you`d call a cat, not a bear.
If you don't mind I'm here to discuss national parks. Forgive me. You live in Jellystone Park? That's correct. Which doesn't actually exist Where else is a fictional bear to live? Point taken. Yogi, in your experience, what benefits are there in designating a wilderness area a national park? As opposed to a National Heritage Area? Yes. Or a Site of Special Scientific Interest? Precisely. Or, for the sake of argument, a Site of National Heritage? With all due respect, Yogi, there isn't such a thing in Scotland. Give the bureaucrats time If you could just answer the question. Very well. The designation itself isn't important. What is then? How that area is managed. And how is Jellystone managed? It isn't. It's fictional - remember? |
Are you seriously advocating a similar policy for Scotland's wild areas? I thought such a policy was already in operation. A policy of no policy? Precisely. And how does such a policy work? It doesn't. Yogi, we seem to be going round in circles. As does Scottish Natural Heritage. Don't you mean Central Government? Who can tell? Where are we? National parks. Forgive me. You live in Jellystone Park? You've asked me that already. Suppose I was to say you're a spineless two-dimensional buffoon who's in no position to be telling anybody how to look after the land. I'd say vote for me. Is that why you wear a tie, albeit without a shirt? You're becoming puerile. Are we to believe a bear with a silly name and an even sillier hat is better placed to weigh the pros and cons of national parks than our politicians? But then I am smarter than your average bear. |
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